It's really hard for me to sit here and put into words why Fat Princess is so good, but I think it comes down to each role having a specific use and (generally) justified reward. With all of that as a rough outline, one of the best multiplayer experiences on the PlayStation 3 is born. Thus, in the name of defense, it's in your best interests to force feed that lady as much cake as you can. If she's heavy, the guys walking with her will move slower. See, feeding the princess makes her fatter. you're trying to get to the princess and carry her home, but if the enemies are smart, they're feeding your princess the pieces of cake that are littering most levels. So through all this mayhem - rangers firing off muskets, dark priests draining people's life forces, etc. Just glancing at the game with its bright colors and Animal Crossing-like visuals might make you think this is some kind of kids' game, but when a warrior hacks at a mage and leaves a ring of blood on the ground or a bomb goes off and kicks dismembered hands and feet into the air, you get to see how twisted this world can be. Now, with these roles come specialized attacks that you can then use to obliterate the competition in the most bloodthirsty of ways. In each castle, there are five hat machines pumping out headwear that sticks you into a specific class - priest, warrior, mage, worker, or ranger. It might sound simple, but I can assure you it isn't. We like big butts, and we can't deny that this video review is stacked. Your goal is to march across one of the game's eight maps, grab your princess, bring her home, and keep her and the opponent's princess there long enough to win the game. See, when you start a game of Rescue the Princess, the main mode in the title, you'll begin in your castle but your princess will be in the opposing castle. There are multiple modes, but the core gameplay revolves around kidnapping some cake-loving princesses and the never-ending war between the red kingdom and the blue kingdom.

Weird, right? Anyway, if you're just joining us, Fat Princess is built for 32-player multiplayer mayhem.

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